What Tarot Card Would Each Zodiac Sign Swipe Right On — and Instantly Regret

Everyone has a type. Some like the mysterious brooding ones with parental issues, some prefer the flashy types with a credit score of “don’t ask.” But what happens when the signs meet their tarot card soulmate — and it ends in full cosmic regret? Welcome to heartbreak, horoscope-style.

Aries – The Tower
Swiped right thinking, “chaos is fun!” Cut to a week later, phone’s broken, job’s in question, and there’s a small fire in the kitchen. Regret status: Bollywood breakup montage.

Taurus – The Fool
It was the optimism. The spontaneity. The “let’s take a road trip without checking Google Maps.” Taurus realized mid-trip they signed up for vibes with no structure. No thanks.

Gemini – The Moon
Intrigued by mystery. Obsessed with unpredictability. Then confused, overwhelmed, and stuck in an emotional labyrinth. Even Inception made more sense.

Cancer – The Devil
Thought it was passion. Thought it was magnetic. Realized it was toxic. Still texted back twice. Sent a third message after blocking. Growth pending.

Leo – The Hermit
“Silent and deep” sounded hot on paper. Until date night became ghosting with candles. Leo’s roar went unheard. Ego: mildly bruised. Selfies: untouched.

Virgo – The Magician
Charmed by skill. Impressed by multitasking. Blinded by illusions. Turns out, magician was just good with excuses and disappearing acts. Houdini, but make it emotional.

Libra – Justice
Thought they found a partner who “understands balance.” Ended up on trial in every argument. Jury: their mother. Verdict: guilty for liking pineapple on pizza.

Scorpio – Temperance
Too stable. Too patient. Too... boring? Scorpio missed the highs and lows. The drama. The betrayal potential. Temperance was zen. Scorpio wanted Zayn.

Sagittarius – The Hierophant
Believed it was wisdom. Realized it was a walking rulebook. Sagittarius ghosted halfway through a sermon on “five-year plans.”

Capricorn – The Star
Looked like a dream. Sounded like a goal. Lived like a meme. Capricorn wanted success, not “good vibes only” on a resume.

Aquarius – The Emperor
Structure, rules, traditions. Aquarius almost choked on the patriarchy. Left faster than Netflix cancels original series.

Pisces – Death
Felt poetic. “Endings bring beginnings,” they said. Except it ended in a blocked number, spiritual awakening, and journaling with Lana Del Rey on loop.